There's this one person in my class who thinks of himself as a stud. Lets call him "Mr. Wannabe". Wannabe is the laughing stock of the class, even though we have quite a number of contenders for that title. Probably that's the only achievement in his life yet.
Wannabe has the most awkward wardrobe in our class. He would beat Govinda hands down with respect to bad dressing sense. That would probably be his second most worthy achievement. He sits on the very first bench in class. During lectures, he gives a very intense look as if he were constipated since birth. Particularly funny is when he looks around class after this charade to confirm whether other people followed what was being taught in class or whether its only him. And this thing happens every 2 minutes. During practicals, he heads first to the GMATs to understand what the practical is all about. He literally hangs around for about an hour,waiting on the GMATs like followers of a sadhu would till he speaks. And finally after whiling away an hour he tries to scavenge on bits and pieces of information from other people. Still unable to understand anything, he sits down and bitches about faulty instruments or the lack of infrastructure or the lousy teachers.
This amazingly hilarious incident took place about the same time last year during one of our practical courses. The professor in-charge of the lab was pretty strict, insisting on reading up on the subject to be covered in the lab. And the loafers that we are, we didn't do what was asked of us. Wannabe as usual turned up in his ever trendy and hip attire. Everyone was asked questions about the topic-OP AMPs. The prof asked him a very simple question,"What is an OP-AMP?" What follows was and will be the most amazingly funny answer i've heard till now.
Wannabe twisted and contorted his face to look as serious as a priest about to deliver his sermon and answered,"An OP-AMP is basically a triangle."
Lack of time prohibits me from fully expressing my feelings and thoughts about this fiasco. But i have a few PJs ready.
Q: What did Wannabe say when asked about an inductor?
A: Inductor is basically a spring!
Q: What did Wannabe say when he first say a girl wearing a bikini?
A: Why is that girl wearing OP-AMPs?
Q: What is Wannabe's favourite brand of chips?
A: Bingo.
Q: Who is Wannabe's favourite mathematician?
A: Pythagoras.
Q: What is Wannabe's favourite snack?
A: A samosa.
It seems i have forgotten most of the PJs i had cracked about him. But i think these ones should suffice :D
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