Racism

I thought of this upon seeing my friend's, whom i shall henceforth refer to as "Mr. Narcissus", Gtalk status message. It read, and at the time of writing this post, still reads "To 63 years of kicking Britain's arse..:D :)".

For those people whom general knowledge is that geriatric head of the army, today, the 15th of August is the Independence Day of India.

That status message sent a wave of sympathy down the dark, filthy and rotten gutter that is my soul. Surprising isn't it? Sympathy, and me!!!

Anyways, I tried explaining to Narcissus why he was a racist, but he wouldn't listen at all as he was busy admiring his reflection in the mirror.

So, we should not discriminate against those firangs just because they were bastards. That's like hating Bush just for Iraq!!

I agree that Gandhi kicked their red ass using non-violence and civil disobedience even though we were the "uncivilized" country for preferring hands to toilet paper. Agreed that they are still a Monarchy in spite of we being the Indians. AGREED that they are a more rigid society than us despite their literacy shooting towards the stars when compared to ours. AGREED that they are technologically challenged when compared to us.Heck, they are even dumber and less opportunistic than us.

Who knows, they might someday wake up in cold sweat after having a nightmare in which a giant, moustached, pot-bellied, bespectacled man tells them,"HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND THEN ON AGAIN?"

Whatever may be the reason, we should not discriminate against those poor, fair-skinned people. They are the same as us...NOT!!!
Hyuk hyuk hyuk !!!

P.S.- How do you stop an Englishman from drinking his tea?
You cut off his pinky!!