Hahaha....
So, the Director of Alipore Zoo has been sacked for the theft of 8 non-native monkeys that are found in only 2 zoos in India and which are ironically known as common marmosets. Probably named by the same person who coined "common sense"??
Maybe they should appoint Satyam's ex Ramalinga Raju as the new Director. Then see the 'rise' in the number of animals...
They should replace the stolen monkeys with Harbhajan Singh /Andrew Symonds. That would be an assured crowd puller.Or Rakhi Sawant. I can already visualize a little boy complaining to his mummy,"Shouldn't a monkey's backside be swollen instead of its chest?"
Or we should replace them with politicians. Lets see them stage a walkout now!
Statutory warning : Do not read the following lines if u have an IQ>120.
Q:How does a monkey change the lightbulb?
A:It waits till someone changes the adjacent lightbulb and then imitates him.
Don't say you weren't warned!
could try our campus for appointments, too many people in dire need of jobs
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