Oh-Bummer

WTF news of the millenium-Obama wins Nobel peace prize, for his extraordinary effort to strengthen international diplomacy and co-operation between peoples.Now that they're handing them out to anybody, I propose the prizes should be re-allotted to other people who are more deserving to win the other Nobels. Except the Nobel for Chemistry, as that brown American citizen with Indian roots won it, and Indians are already deprived of role models.

The Nobel prize for Economics (if there is one) should go to Raj Thackerey. That genius of a man has demonstrated how it is possible to prevent the immigration of people to prosperous places, and in fact, reverse the trend by causing emigration of people.

The Nobel prize for Medicine should go undoubtedly to the Australian hooligans who keep attacking Indians in Australia who are going to usurp their jobs, homes and country. If it was not for them, the to-be Non-Resident Indians would never have got hurt and cut themselves in ways till now unimaginable. So many emergency procedures would have been undiscovered if it wasn't for those hooligans.

The Nobel prize for Physics should go to ISRO for Chandrayaan.

And, Finally the Nobel peace prize should go to - SHAHRUKH & SALMAN !!