Gandhi's Revenge

Earthlings just don't learn. Politicians like Obama, Matt Damon and the Scottish PM have formed a habit of invoking Gandhi's name for some trivial reasons like humanitarian work, Megrahi's release, and some other shit like that. So Gandhi has finally revealed his superpower to us. He's making people who tell lies retract their statement, like the ballon boy. Also, he makes people straying from the righteous path return, like Kapil Sibbal and Jairam Ramesh.

Apparently Jairam Ramesh had a short-term memory loss a-la Ghajini. He had forgotten that he was the Environment Minister of India. Keeping this in mind, his thoughts about agreeing to having legally binding cutbacks on emissions would seem perfectly logical. But, the Mahatma, this time through the other Gandhi (Sonia), managed to bring him back to the path of righteousness.

Another person who seems to have forgotten that he is in responsible to Tamilians residing in India, is M.Karunanidhi. He is next on the Mahatma's hit list for announcing another 500 crore aid package to Sri Lanka for rehabilitation of Tamils. The Mahatma will surely kick his sorry ass.

And a very,very baad PJ after a long time
Q : Why is the BJP hated in Orissa?
A : Because they always go on Rath yatras.

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